Tekken sucks for various reasons, but some people seem to be blinded by their own stench that they just can't see. So let me break it down for you plebians in 3 simple sound bytes.
1. Terrible character design and story. So let me get the story line straight. This guy kills his father by throwing him off a cliff, then his father comes back and kills him, but not before his devil form had sex with a random slut who then pops out a grand kid who in the 3rd game seems to be just as old as everyone else.... forget it. Just don't even try to explain it to me. And a kangaroo with boxing gloves? WTF?
2. Button mashing happiness. How come everyone and their mother plays the 3 same characters? Eddie Gordo, Hwoarang, and the guy who looks like old senile Howarang? Let's just mash on the 2 kick buttons and bust out inifinte chains so broken they haven't been seen since the likes of Killer "piece of garbage game" Instinct.
3. I got it guys, let's save money on the game by spending a lot on customizable items, and cut out depth, strategy, and tactics. Press buttons to attack? Check. Let's add this new feature where you hit a bunch of buttons fast and you win. Done. Game finished. Only stupid long haired hippies like this game.
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Only asshat C grade game designers don't like this game.
ReplyDeleteTekken sucks huge specially tekken tag tournament 2 why? Simply im not a super fighter but sure I can kick some ass. King and Armor King? Ppl can go €;@;@;@€&" them selves king and armor king are ridiculous they hav those pathetic grabbing techniques. Then there is the low leg kick where he kicks ur anckle like idk 4 times!! And then follows up a stupid combo throw?? In tekken 6 onlinr matching I had a huge difference in wining then losing in ttt2 i got my ass kcked all the time. Why? Pathetic tag assaults and tag combos. Thanks to tht everybody wins specially those assholes tht dont do nothing else except those ridiculous tags and then they dont let u up! Fuck tekken .|.
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