-Via 1Up.com
Oh yeah. That game looks awesome. I can either be a single kangaroo mother and pick on fat guys, or I can be a fat guy picking on single kangaroo mothers. Tell me how much and I will pay it! [/sarcasm]
Friday, April 10, 2009
More Photographic Evidence
-Via 1Up.com
Oh yeah. That game looks awesome. I can either be a single kangaroo mother and pick on fat guys, or I can be a fat guy picking on single kangaroo mothers. Tell me how much and I will pay it! [/sarcasm]
Thursday, March 19, 2009
3 Reasons Why I Hate Tekken...
Tekken sucks for various reasons, but some people seem to be blinded by their own stench that they just can't see. So let me break it down for you plebians in 3 simple sound bytes.
1. Terrible character design and story. So let me get the story line straight. This guy kills his father by throwing him off a cliff, then his father comes back and kills him, but not before his devil form had sex with a random slut who then pops out a grand kid who in the 3rd game seems to be just as old as everyone else.... forget it. Just don't even try to explain it to me. And a kangaroo with boxing gloves? WTF?
2. Button mashing happiness. How come everyone and their mother plays the 3 same characters? Eddie Gordo, Hwoarang, and the guy who looks like old senile Howarang? Let's just mash on the 2 kick buttons and bust out inifinte chains so broken they haven't been seen since the likes of Killer "piece of garbage game" Instinct.
3. I got it guys, let's save money on the game by spending a lot on customizable items, and cut out depth, strategy, and tactics. Press buttons to attack? Check. Let's add this new feature where you hit a bunch of buttons fast and you win. Done. Game finished. Only stupid long haired hippies like this game.
1. Terrible character design and story. So let me get the story line straight. This guy kills his father by throwing him off a cliff, then his father comes back and kills him, but not before his devil form had sex with a random slut who then pops out a grand kid who in the 3rd game seems to be just as old as everyone else.... forget it. Just don't even try to explain it to me. And a kangaroo with boxing gloves? WTF?
2. Button mashing happiness. How come everyone and their mother plays the 3 same characters? Eddie Gordo, Hwoarang, and the guy who looks like old senile Howarang? Let's just mash on the 2 kick buttons and bust out inifinte chains so broken they haven't been seen since the likes of Killer "piece of garbage game" Instinct.
3. I got it guys, let's save money on the game by spending a lot on customizable items, and cut out depth, strategy, and tactics. Press buttons to attack? Check. Let's add this new feature where you hit a bunch of buttons fast and you win. Done. Game finished. Only stupid long haired hippies like this game.
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